The Sex Dude

Gonorrhea On Its Way To Becoming Superbug

thesexdude — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:24:21 +0000

Dear all genders, if you fear Gonorrhea becoming a superbug like Britains Health Protection Agency does, than may we offer a little advice:

…STOP BANGING WHORES.

“The News @ Sex”

thesexdude — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:34:57 +0000

Do NOT cheat on fat ugly chicks who own super-glue…find out why in this episode of “The News @ Sex.”

“The News @ Sex”

thesexdude — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:23:45 +0000

Shauna Sand defines the word “class” in this episode of “The News @ Sex.”

Hey Friend, Ready To See Jennifer Anniston’s Vagina?

thesexdude — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:25:33 +0000

Dudes, I’ve got to be honest–while I love going balls deep on a vagina, the sight of one just doesn’t do anything for me. Vagina’s are not pretty. Vagina’s are kind of like newborn babies. We say that they’re beautiful, like to smell them, but at the end of the day…we know they’re just ugly.

Here’s Jen’s vajazz you horny fuckers. It looks like she has panties on..but most are claiming not.

Also, if you’re really starving for some celebrity vertical taco–check out former ER actress Juliana Margulies’s snatch. While I’d love to bang her–there’s something wrong with that vagina. Look..

Remembering Lohan’s Tits

thesexdude — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:39:33 +0000

It’s Friday, so can we just forget all the drama with Lindsay’s dad and her monster-like, gorilla-esque lesbian lover, and just focus on her tits. That’s really what’s important, right?

Yeah, it’s an old picture–but we’re dudes. And tits never get old.

Last, what if Lindsay was a midget–and she wanted to do this to you?

Dirty Sex With Tara Reid

thesexdude — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:24:51 +0000

Fellas, if you’re like me, you’re tired of Tara Reid getting a bad rap for being a party girl. The tabloids blasted the actress for partying in Vegas a week ago while debuting her new clothing line, “Mantra.”

Uh, hello…this is exactly the kind of Tara Reid we want. We’re idiots if we don’t appreciate a girl who’s only goal in life is to party and have a good time. Take a good, close look at this girl.

That’s a woman who will swallow a bottle of Jack, take it in the ass, and then 30 seconds later, smoke the same pole that was just in her pooper. I love her. Two words: brilliant actress. Bizarre nipples though,

World’s HOTTEST Tits PART 2

thesexdude — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:23:19 +0000

I thought Keeley Hazell’s tits couldn’t get any hotter than this–But I was wrong.

Nuts Magazine out of the UK has taken some new pics of her…

You see fellas, this is what I’m talking about when it comes to women. If I could wake up every day next to this…and fuck someone like Keeley every morning and every night–I wouldn’t bitch about a thing. Really. Sure you’re saying “Oh, you’d get tired of her eventually too.” But, I don’t think so.

I would even enjoy listening to her poop.

If you want to see more of this shoot…check this out

Amy Winehouse’s Vagina

thesexdude — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:17:56 +0000

…smells like vomit. Vomit that has been sitting in cat litter which has been lodged in Rosie O’Donnell’s fat ass. As you can see from past post’s, I’m obsessed with this train wreck.

If there is one dude out there that can honestly say he’d eat Amy’s pussy, or even be able to masturbate to her, I will send you $1. Only one dollar because I know there are some nasty motherfuckers out there.

By the way, the way she’s gripping that microphone stand is the way she yanks on balls. She has to hold on like that because she’s about to pass out.

Palin, Obama, and The McCain’s: Dirty Sex In The Oval Orfice

thesexdude — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:05:40 +0000

Fellas…because it’s our job to think about vaginas all day, everyday, it’s high time that we address a very important issue.

When it comes to Girl on Girl sex, of the political kind, what would you rather see:

Cindy & Michelle? (You know Michelle loves to eat pussy)

Sarah & Cindy? (Sarah’s the dominant one–she’d make Cindy hook up the strap-on)

Michelle & Sarah? (Sarah’s for sure taking a tongue in the poop shoot)

Or how about giving up your voting rights for the rest of your life for one night of balls deep on McCains daughter, Meghan?

I think if we were playing Jeopardy–the answer would be: What is choice #4, for $100 Alex?

Sarah Palin LOVES It Doggy-Style

thesexdude — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:44:36 +0000

Ok, that’s not documented–but look at the Republican Vice-Presidential choice (and cougar) very closely..

If the first thing you imagine isn’t banging her from behind while pulling her pony-tail, well than you’re no dude. And, we KNOW she loves to fuck. She’s got five kids.

I won’t vote for her, but I’d for sure go balls deep.